Punjabi SMS

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PUNJABI FUNNY TRANSLATE

I – Original:

‘Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’

Punjabi Translation:

‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’

II – Original

‘Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?’
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the
little boy who lives
down the lane.’

Punjabi Translation:

‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.

III – Original

Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men Couldn’t put
Humphty Dumphty
together again

Punjabi Translation:

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.

Punjabi Love Message

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main
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Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??
`
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
`
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.
`
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander…

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de…

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi..

Teri yaad nu bura kyun kahiye,
jehri har pal saath nibhaundi ae,
tere naalo ta teri yaad hi changi,
jehri haale v saanu milan aundi ae.

Dukh dil vich luko ke hanju naina vich pro k,
tere aan di udeek asi layi baithe ha,
kar tu Yaqen, sanu bhul jaan waleya asi tere piche duniya bhulai baithe ha.

“Mainu jala deo bhaven daba deo,
jadon mar javan.Ik ghoott mere bullan nu la deo,
mein tajmahal nahi mangda o loko.
bas meri kabr te ik THEKKA khula deo.

Hanjoo Paani Nahi,
Ki Jad Marji Rod Dita.
Pyar Karja Nahi,
Ki Jad Marji Mod Dita.
Kaash Ohne Vi Samjheya Hunda,
Ki Dil Sheesha Nahi Jad Marji Tod Dita.

Pyaar saada dovan da sacha c yaara,
pr is pyar nu assi kade jta na sake..
krde rahe intzaar assi ik duje da..
oh bula na sake te assi ja na sake..

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander.

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de.

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi.

Tteriyan ehna gunjla vich razz hai koi,
jo dikhda nahi par benkab hai koi,
roz tarsiyan ne akhan tere didar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu rona vi pya hai tere pyar vich….
yadd tenu karke ni,
tere piche mar ke ni,
kai vaar tan chehre utre hath dhar ke ni,
roj har har ke ni,
sona pya hai tere pyar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….
socha sochde nu ahh din aa chaliya,
tera pyar adiyeahh ki din dikha chaliya,
dine tan ki rattan nu vi jagga chaliya,
ehh keho jehi zindagi ho gyi hai meri,
pher vi jeenda aa reha hann teri bebfai beshumar vich,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich….

Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange,
Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange,
Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost,
Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange…

na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange,
Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange,
Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost,
Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange…

na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Menu mili judai ta main ki kara,
Na menu mahobaat ras ayi ta main ki kara,
Na menu umeed hun jeun di,
Je maut bhi na aayi ta main ki kara.

Loki ishq ishq kar lende ne

Aasi ishq de peer jaga bathe
Loki yaar laban nu firde ne
Aasi labya yaar gava bathe

Asi bhi karage tenu bhulan di koshish,
Tusi bhi ho sake ta sanu yaad na karna,
Asi ta hoe tuhadi khatir barbaad ,
Par hor kise nu inj barbaad na karna.

Ek din main puchh baitha rabb nu,
Kyun dushman banayi baitha hain pyaar nu,
Rabb ne mainu jawab ditta,
Tu vi taa rabb banayi baitha hain apne yaar nu

Tenu bhul kive jawa tu koi hadsa nai,
Vakh ho kive java tu koi rasta nai,
Zindgi mohtaj ho gai teri pyar di,
Tu mil jawe menu ta rab nal koi vasta nai.

Kar layi galti dil naddan ne,
Moh liya sanu usdi muskaan ne,
Dil da dard kise nu ki dasna,
Jaan baan ke jaan kad layi sadi jaan ne.

Sanu Chann-Chann Na keh Sajna,
Asi Ambron Tutde Taare Ha,
Sanu Ena Na Tadphaya Kar,
Asi Pehalan Hi Gaman De Maare ha,
Sada Mud-Mud Maran Nu Ji Karda,
Asi Jeunde Tere Sahare Ha,
Sade Ene Na Imtihaan Leya Kar,
Asi Thodiyan Umraan Wale Ha…

Pher Din Howega Tere Ishq Warga,
Pher Teri Shakal Howegi Phulla Wargi,
Main Banke Bhawra Aaya Karanga,
Teri Najuk Pattiya De Utte Be Jaaya Karanga,
Na Luka Sakenga Tu Maitho Rass Apna,
Usnu Amrit Wang Main Pee Jaaya Karanga,
Je Todan Lagya Koi Phull Mere Ishq Daa,
Onnu Hazaar Dang Chuabhaya Karanga,
Hor Koi Tenu Haath La Na Sake,
Ban Paherdaar Rakhwali Teri Kitti Karanga.
Kasam Peer Fakeera Di Mere Haaniya,
Tere Murjhan To Pahle Apdi Jaan Nisaar Karanga.

Hanju sadi takdir,
asin hanjuan de vich rul jana,
asin umaran tak tuhanu yaad rakhna,
par tusi hauli hauli bhul jana.

Teri Dosti da mull asi la nai sakday,
Tu mangay jaan tay kar inkaar nai sakday
Maneya k zindgi lendi imtehan baray
Par tu hovay naal tay assi haar nai sakday

Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi
Kade kade tan milya kar
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi

Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai

Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai

Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai 
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai............

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,

saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,

uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,

tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra.

Akhaan di aadat ban gayi hai gal gal te ron di 
Dil ne zidd fari barbaad hon di

Changa hoya yaara tu begaana ho gaya

Muk gayi chinta tainu apnaun di.

Asi ishq de vairi aap hoye Asi khud nu zeher khawa baithe

Jehri maut ton loki darde ne Us maut nu meet bana baithe

Is ishq che inne phat khade Asi apna aap gawa baithe

O vehla hun nahi bhul sakde Jis vehle usnu asi chah baithe.

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,

Saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa,

Rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda,

Saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach frol ho gaya....

Baanh phad ke rok lende tenu, je sada chalda koi zor hunda,

Asin tere layi kyon ronde, je tere varga koi hor hunda...

Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,

Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove,

Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di, 
De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,......!

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar
Ki Kariye….

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul, 
E ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul. 
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon, 
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.